Never take pride in your age. In honor of her 50th birthday, a woman chooses to get a facelift. She looks amazing for fifteen thousand dollars. She makes a halt to buy a newspaper on her way home. She asks the assistant, “I hope you don’t mind, but how old do you think I am?” before heading out. “Roughly 32,” is the response. The woman exclaims, “No! I’m exactly 50,” with happiness.
However, there was a certain way to determine a woman’s age when I was younger. I know it sounds sexy, but I need your permission to slide my hands beneath your bra. I will be able to tell you EXACTLY how old you are only then. Silently, she waits on the deserted street till her curiosity takes over. At last, she blurts out, “Oh b*ger it, then go on.” Gently and cautiously, he slides both of his hands beneath her top and starts to feel about. “All right, so after a few minutes of different tests, what’s my age?” she asks. “Madam, you are 50,” he adds, removing his hands after giving her one last squeeze. The woman exclaims, “That was incredible, how could you tell?” in shock and amazement. “I was standing behind you at McDonald’s,” he added, pausing to look directly into her eyes.
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