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A flight is on the way to Sydney.

Police officers and blonde women are common characters in-jokes.

Even still, they are only jokes and don’t capture these people’s genuine selves.

We genuinely hope that the following joke won’t offend any blonde women.

A blonde in economy class gets up, walks to the first class section, and takes a seat on an aircraft headed for Sydney, Australia. As she does this, the flight attendant notices and requests to see her ticket. She then informs the blonde that she would have to sit in the rear because she paid for economy class.

“I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here,” the blonde responds. The flight attendant enters the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-pilot that a blonde woman who seems to be from the economy class is seated in first class and refuses to return to her seat.

Returning to the blonde, the co-pilot attempts to clarify that she has to leave and go back to her seat since she only paid for the economy. “I’m blonde, I’m gorgeous, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here,” the blonde responds.

When they land, the co-pilot advises the pilot to probably have the police waiting to take this unreceptive blonde into custody. What? You say she’s a blonde? asks the pilot. I’ll take care of this. What? You say she’s a blonde? asks the pilot. I’ll take care of this; my wife is blond. I have blonde speech. He returns to the blonde and whispers in her ear, to which she responds, “Oh, I’m sorry,” gets up, and returns to her economy seat.

The co-pilot and flight attendant, taken aback, asked him what he said to get her to relocate without a fuss. “First class isn’t going to Sydney,” I informed her.

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