What do guys speak about when fishing? The topic of conversation will frequently be sports or anything they find intriguing in their life. If the guys are married, however, one of the topics they are likely to discuss is their wives. That was the situation with these four men, who agreed to go fishing together and discuss what was required for them to be out for the day.
Many of them were complaining about having to go through a ‘honey-do’ list, but one man had a wonderful suggestion that undoubtedly made the rest of them envy
Four married gentlemen went fishing. After about an hour, the following discussion occurred: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend,” says the first guy.”
I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the home the following weekend.” “That’s nothing!” said the second person. I had to promise my wife that I would construct her a new pool deck.” “Man, you both have it easy!” says the third guy. I had to promise my wife that I would rebuild her kitchen.” They kept fishing until they noticed the fourth man hadn’t said anything.
So they approached him. “You haven’t stated what you have to do to come fishing this weekend. “What’s the story?”
“I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m.,” says the fourth person. When it went off, I turned off the clock, poked the wife, and said, “Fishing, or Sex,” to which she replied, “Wear a sweater.”