Have you ever dozed off in class? I will admit that during my time in school, I occasionally nodded off. Most of the time, this could have been avoided if I had just gone to bed earlier, but my parents weren’t particularly rigorous about it, and it seemed like I didn’t have the self-control to put down my books and video games and get my lazy rear in bed! I can recall an instance when I dozed off in class and my teacher did not attempt to wake me up. She simply allowed me to go to sleep. When I woke up the following morning, the entire classroom was vacant. She did, however, have a surprise for me the next day. I had to write 500 times. “I refuse to nod off during class.” That gave me some insight. Enjoy the very funny joke that follows.
For Little Mry, school was the nicest place to be. She fell asleep during the clutch.
One day, as she was falling asleep, the teacher called out to her, “Mary, tell me who created the ⃜iverse?”
When Motherry remained motionless, little Joseph, an old, chauvinistic youngster, approached her from behind, took her by the elbow, and rubbed her in the rear.
“Allahu Akbar!” shouted Mđry.
“Excellent!” exclaimed the teacher, as Mary went back to sleep.
After a while, the teacher asked Mđry, “Who is our Lord and Savior?” but Mɑry remained silent.
After that, Joh¿οy came to the rescue to save her đgɑiο.
“Jesus Christ!” exclaimed Mđry.
“Very good,” exclaimed the teacher. Mary went back to sleep.
“What did Eve say to Adam after she gave birth to her twenty-third child?” the teacher asked Mđry in response to her third question.
Joh¿οy gave her a jibe with the pin. “If you stick that dumb thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half,” Mđry jipped down the fuc*ing horn this time.
That teacher faltered.
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