An elderly woman was walking her dog.

One evening, an old woman was out for a walk with her dog. When a young man approached her, took her wallet, and ran off. When a couple from across the street ran over to see how she was doing, they said the police had been called and would be there shortly.

The old grandmother tells the newlyweds that with a smile. She stores her dog’s waste in her old purse until she has time to dispose of it at home. When the burglar opens the purse, just picture his surprise.